Prostitutes War Group (PWG) is extremely pleased to relay a field action recently undertaken by a Spanish comrade. PWG received a detailed account of a successful sabotage against a particularly odious character our comrade undertook offensive, covert action against. PWG salute the prowess of our comrade and extends our respect, solidarity, and kudos to the brazen attitude and PRO-fessional skills our comrade exemplified in magnifying and progressing OUR social war against the foot soldiers of fascistic capital.
To ensure the security and anonymity of the comrade PWG are unwilling to provide explicit details of the action. We present here a re-written summary of the action report we received which we believe contains only facts pertaining to the event. However, with full confidence we can verify the action was authentic and was undertaken as reported by our comrade.
We urge PROSTITUTES across the globe to take inspiration from our comrade- amplify your offensives! Mercilessly and creatively seize any and all opportunities to wreak our revenge on our avowed enemies- the elite and their lackeys! Avante PWG!
A Spanish anarchist prostitute recently had the euphoric experience of sabotaging a belligerent SOCIAL WAR CRIMINAL holidaying in their region.
Our comrade reports that whist relaxing in a notorious bar of ill- repute they had the good fortune to encounter a drunken, mid-ranking, long serving member of the Australian Federal Police (AFP).
Through engaging in inane conversation with said social war criminal, our comrade verified the identity of the unsuspecting cretin and formulated a devious plan to extract OUR revenge on the lecherous enemy. Utilising their PRO-fessional charisma and ILLEGALIST skills in subterfuge our comrade artlessly extracted bile-inducing information from the filthy swine.
Our comrade reports the social war criminal scum as active, complicit, and unreservedly unrepentant of his participation in implementing the fascist and racist agenda of the so-called “Australian” government. Specifically the filth unashamedly relayed information pertaining to his direct involvement in:
• The deportation of refugees to the racist “Australian” gulag of Christmas Island.
•The “training” of “native” police in the Solomon Islands, specifically in “neutralising” political dissent. The foot soldier of fascism relished in expanding upon AFP “training” strategies (under the guise of “Australian regional foreign aid and intervention”); including the use of the chemical weapon, capsicum spray, and live ammunition in “defensive and offensive street manoeuvres” aimed at quelling popularist, anti-interventionist protest.
•Responsibility for facilitating 6 month “training” programs for “new recruits” to the despised ranks of the AFP. (Upon fauxdmirational, wide- eyed questioning by our comrade regarding the content of the “training” the vile creature spewed forth a racist tirade, exposing the inherent fascistic and nationalistic culture of the AFP. The pig revealed that “although it wasn’t official policy”, he and his cohort trainers advised the newly recruited social war criminals under their tutelage to actively avoid “inter-racial” marriage. The laughably pathetic theory being that multi-ethnic breeding could potentially result in offspring being “kidnapped by the foreign parent”- resulting in unwanted work by the AFP to return the offspring to their ostensibly “natural” home in “Australia”.)
• Active participation in the establishment of the much reviled Indonesian anti-terrorism “88” forces, whose primary mandate is to ensure the insulation of “Australian” nationals from anti- antipodean sentiment.
•Responsibility for “protecting” the property of an equally odious and repulsive war criminal, the Sydney- based AmeriKKKan ambassador. (From the repulsive ramblings of the pig, our comrade was able to extract partial details of this potential target’s home address.)
Our comrade was also able to extract minor operational details of the AFP, included here for salacious anti- cop sentiment. Namely that:
•The AFP “intelligence” investigators are almost exclusively over 50 years of age due to their perceived inability to maintain the minimal physical requirements of the “force”. Additionally, due to their careers as fascistic forces of oppression, they are bestowed with “field expertise” which equips them with responsibility for identifying targets in policy-driven persecution. The megalomaniac maggot also reported that the AFP investigation unit contains a core of pigs in their 70s who refuse to retire. Our comrade commented that despite the dotage inherent in old, white men, these long term proponents of sick patriotism allegedly provide “inspiration” to the aspirational younger generation of AFP robo- fash.
• The unbelievable assertion that “there is no corruption in the AFP” due to internal organisational policies requiring our enemies amongst the rank to “self report” income from “extra-curricular” sources.
•That AFP social war criminals are compensated the outrageous wage of $3000 AUD per week for “putting their lives on the line” as foot soldiers for unyielding forces of State repression.
With a predatory smile the unsuspecting fool mistook for infatuation, our comrade internally mocked the arrogance and over-confidence of the stinking swine, who despite his boastful bravado, was unable to recognise the potential danger posed by a covert anti- authoritarian saboteur. With a sly sleight-of-hand manoeuvre which went unnoticed by the enemy (so engrossed was he in relaying his self- aggrandizing cop vomit), our comrade introduced a certain stupefying substance to the pig’s liquor. Ensuring the creature’s snout remained in its glass, snorting down the entire dose of tainted elixir, our comrade reports they had little difficulty in feigning merriment, revelling in their successful subterfuge.
As the substance took effect, the filth slurred his adoration for our comrade and made several pathetic, lurched attempts to kiss them. Gracefully our comrade rebuffed the repulsive creature’s sad and lonely attempts at self-affirmation under theself-deluded guise of romance. Our comrade instead suggested the pitiful creature utilise the ATM to access one of the numerous bank accounts the fool had previously boasted about. Obediently the pig ceded to the suggestion and upon completion of the task bestowed his wallet (containing a digital treasure trove of credit cards, personal identification and effects, and his official AFP war criminal identification) upon our comrade, slurring through bloodshot, slit eyes that he “instinctively trusted” them.
Our comrade escorted the incapacitated fool to his lodgings and with feigned compassion and concern for his welfare, guided the man-child to his crib, where he promptly fell into a heavy, grunting slumber. Confidently, our comrade thoroughly searched the scumbag’s room. Locating his blood money and certain personal effects essential to the social war criminals profession and his ultimately insecure sense of identity, our comrade gleefully and maliciously liberated all they could. Reportedly our comrade donated a portion of the proceeds of their heist to a revolutionary cause.
Our comrade commented that they fervently hope the abhorrent swine awoke with an unbearable headache, exacerbated by multiple frustrations and humiliations in the realisation he was deliberately targeted, outwitted, and sabotaged by a vengeful, avowed PROSTITUTE!!
VIVA LA PUTA!!
(via Prostitutes’ War Group)